Excalibur-electronic JK01 User Manual download pdf (Page 6)

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“Tone,” a sound of “Beep, beep”

is heard, and when sliding from

“Tone” to “Jackie,” a sound of

“Alarm, alarm, alarm” is heard.

When sliding on your fa n ny

across a wet rubber mat in your

bathing suit, a sound of “Wheee!”

is heard.

SAVE JOKE: Press to save a joke

either while it’s being played or

after it’s played. The joke will be

touched that you like it enough to

keep it around.

ENCORE JOKE: Press to listen to a

saved joke. It may sound familiar.

RESET: The RESET switch is locat-

ed on the back of the unit. (The

back of the unit is the opposite

side of the front of the unit.) If

J a c k i e ’s Talking Comedy

Calculator locks up or malfunc-

tions, use a ballpoint pen to press

R E S E T. Also press R E S E T a f t e r

i n s e r ting new batteries. A n d

please immediately replace the

batteries if you have just pulled

this unit out of a 2003 Ti m e

Capsule. If none of this works,

please use the same ballpoint pen

to do your calculations and write

your own jokes.

Setting the Clock Time

After the unit has been reset, the

display will show the time, start-

ing at “12-00-00 AM.” If the

unit has not been reset, press the

TIME button, and the display will

show the current time. That is, if

it’s set correctly. Hey ... if it’s set

correctly, ignore this section and

go right to the “Gambling Tips”

section.

Press the M-/TIME SET button, and

if the sound is on, Jackie’s voice

will confirm your selection, that

you’re about to set the time. And

we all love reassurance. Don’t be

nervous, but now, yes, we’re ready

to set the time.

Pressing the T I M E button will

change “AM” to “PM,” and press-

ing it again will change it back to

“AM.” Obviously, you could do

this all day. (And then it really

would change from “AM” to

“PM”! Hah!)

The first digit of the time will be

flashing (“digit” is a fancy word

for “number”). You may (may I?

Using Your Comedy Calculator

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